- Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
- The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
- Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.